“Tales of a Scorched Coffee Pot” — Chapter 61

Healthy Hippie deli, Southside style

Though already having proven himself something of a manic madman, deli merchandiser Pat DiStazio is at least an entertaining one. The question of how long it is before he completely negates all progress made in this department has become a celebrity death watch type event, with bets ranging anywhere from a month to a year and a half. If Edgar had to guess, he would predict that Pat battles his way through this…